Slamingo Cup Recap - Week Thirteen

Week Thirteen Recap

Taco Corp (125.04) beat I’m Not Having Fun (119.12)

Boats and Younghoes (126.06) beat Make America Gronk Again (109.08)

Diggs' My Own Grave (120.26) beat Pittmaneuvered My Ford (114.0)

Bed Bath & Bijan (123.86) beat Jason's Fine Team (91.02)

Swiftly Pierce her Anus (105.78) beat Wide Right (92.52)

Herb Your Enthusiasm (103.88) beat Little Buff Boys (74.52)

Week Fourteen Preview

Herb Your Enthusiasm (12-1-0) vs. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (5-8-0)

Boats and Younghoes (7-6-0) vs. Jason's Fine Team (7-6-0)

Pittmaneuvered My Ford (9-4-0) vs. I’m Not Having Fun (4-9-0)

Taco Corp (7-6-0) vs. Diggs' My Own Grave (5-8-0)

Bed Bath & Bijan (7-6-0) vs. Make America Gronk Again (4-9-0)

Little Buff Boys (7-6-0) vs. Wide Right (4-9-0)

Standings

Record PF Luck %
1. Herb Your Enthusiasm (12-1-0) 1299.20 46.2
2. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (9-4-0) 1495.30 5.6
3. Taco Corp (7-6-0) 1586.08 -17.5
4. Bed Bath & Bijan (7-6-0) 1451.68 -4.9
5. Boats and Younghoes (7-6-0) 1432.52 -5.6
6. Jason's Fine Team (7-6-0) 1387.36 1.4
7. Little Buff Boys (7-6-0) 1177.32 18.9
8. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (5-8-0) 1344.90 -14.0
9. Diggs' My Own Grave (5-8-0) 1314.48 -5.6
10. Make America Gronk Again (4-9-0) 1358.76 -12.6
11. I’m Not Having Fun (4-9-0) 1261.64 -10.5
12. Wide Right (4-9-0) 1182.96 -1.4

Power Rankings

All Play Optimal Coach %
1. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (91-52) 1658.76 90.1
2. Taco Corp (102-41) 1694.78 93.6
3. Bed Bath & Bijan (84-59) 1630.50 89.0
4. Boats and Younghoes (85-58) 1615.46 88.7
5. Herb Your Enthusiasm (+1) (66-77) 1539.24 84.4
6. Jason's Fine Team (-1) (75-68) 1471.26 94.3
7. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (75-68) 1519.10 88.5
8. Diggs' My Own Grave (+3) (63-80) 1455.86 90.3
9. Make America Gronk Again (-1) (62-81) 1490.76 91.1
10. I’m Not Having Fun (-1) (59-84) 1531.82 82.4
11. Little Buff Boys (-1) (50-93) 1360.42 86.5
12. Wide Right (46-97) 1423.80 83.1

Week Thirteen Results

W/L PF Optimal Coach %
1. Boats and Younghoes W 126.06 152.56 82.6
2. Taco Corp W 125.04 135.54 92.3
3. Bed Bath & Bijan W 123.86 133.26 92.9
4. Diggs' My Own Grave W 120.26 122.26 98.4
5. Swiftly Pierce her Anus W 105.78 109.88 96.3
6. Herb Your Enthusiasm W 103.88 138.16 75.2
7. I’m Not Having Fun L 119.12 121.12 98.3
8. Pittmaneuvered My Ford L 114.00 120.10 94.9
9. Make America Gronk Again L 109.08 113.58 96.0
10. Wide Right L 92.52 103.22 89.6
11. Jason's Fine Team L 91.02 93.02 97.8
12. Little Buff Boys L 74.52 88.88 83.8
Slamingo Cup Awards - Week Thirteen
Biggest Blowout
Bed Bath & Bijan def.
Jason's Fine Team (32.84)
Closest Victory
Taco Corp def.
I’m Not Having Fun (5.92)
Highest Scorer
Boats and Younghoes
126.06pts
Lowest Scorer
Little Buff Boys
74.52pts
Overacheiving Team
Diggs' My Own Grave
151.1% of projection
Underacheiving Team
Little Buff Boys
81.8% of projection
Best Coach
Diggs' My Own Grave
98.4% of optimal
Worst Coach
Herb Your Enthusiasm
75.2% of optimal
Best Starting QB
Brock Purdy (29.46)
Diggs' My Own Grave
Best Starting RB
Joe Mixon (26.70)
Make America Gronk Again
Best Starting WR
DK Metcalf (34.40)
Jason's Fine Team
Best Starting TE
Sam LaPorta (24.50)
Wide Right
Worst Starting QB
Justin Herbert (7.98)
Herb Your Enthusiasm
Worst Starting RB
Clyde Edwards-Helaire (1.90)
Jason's Fine Team
Worst Starting WR
Terry McLaurin (0.0)
Little Buff Boys
Worst Starting TE
Juwan Johnson (0.0)
Taco Corp
Best Benched QB
Geno Smith (30.96)
Little Buff Boys
Best Benched RB
De'Von Achane (23.80)
Herb Your Enthusiasm
Best Benched WR
Nico Collins (29.60)
Boats and Younghoes
Best Benched TE
Kyle Pitts (7.10)
Diggs' My Own Grave