Slamingo Cup Recap - Week Twelve

Week Twelve Recap

Bed Bath & Bijan (145.46) beat Boats and Younghoes (131.34)

Taco Corp (139.66) beat Pittmaneuvered My Ford (134.02)

I’m Not Having Fun (146.76) beat Diggs' My Own Grave (112.06)

Jason's Fine Team (103.9) beat Make America Gronk Again (95.86)

Little Buff Boys (96.92) beat Swiftly Pierce her Anus (83.18)

Herb Your Enthusiasm (78.18) beat Wide Right (70.78)

Week Thirteen Preview

Little Buff Boys (7-5-0) vs. Herb Your Enthusiasm (11-1-0)

Bed Bath & Bijan (6-6-0) vs. Jason's Fine Team (7-5-0)

Pittmaneuvered My Ford (9-3-0) vs. Diggs' My Own Grave (4-8-0)

Boats and Younghoes (6-6-0) vs. Make America Gronk Again (4-8-0)

I’m Not Having Fun (4-8-0) vs. Taco Corp (6-6-0)

Wide Right (4-8-0) vs. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (4-8-0)

Standings

Record PF Luck %
1. Herb Your Enthusiasm (11-1-0) 1195.32 43.9
2. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (9-3-0) 1381.30 10.6
3. Jason's Fine Team (7-5-0) 1296.34 2.3
4. Little Buff Boys (7-5-0) 1102.80 20.5
5. Taco Corp (6-6-0) 1461.04 -19.7
6. Bed Bath & Bijan (6-6-0) 1327.82 -6.8
7. Boats and Younghoes (6-6-0) 1306.46 -6.1
8. Make America Gronk Again (4-8-0) 1249.68 -9.8
9. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (4-8-0) 1239.12 -20.5
10. Diggs' My Own Grave (4-8-0) 1194.22 -8.3
11. I’m Not Having Fun (4-8-0) 1142.52 -6.1
12. Wide Right (4-8-0) 1090.44 0.0

Power Rankings

All Play Optimal Coach %
1. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (85-47) 1538.66 89.8
2. Taco Corp (92-40) 1559.24 93.7
3. Bed Bath & Bijan (+2) (75-57) 1497.24 88.7
4. Boats and Younghoes (74-58) 1462.90 89.3
5. Jason's Fine Team (-2) (74-58) 1378.24 94.1
6. Herb Your Enthusiasm (63-69) 1401.08 85.3
7. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (71-61) 1409.22 87.9
8. Make America Gronk Again (57-75) 1377.18 90.7
9. I’m Not Having Fun (+3) (52-80) 1410.70 81.0
10. Little Buff Boys (-1) (50-82) 1271.54 86.7
11. Diggs' My Own Grave (-1) (55-77) 1333.60 89.5
12. Wide Right (-1) (44-88) 1320.58 82.6

Week Twelve Results

W/L PF Optimal Coach %
1. I’m Not Having Fun W 146.76 159.66 91.9
2. Bed Bath & Bijan W 145.46 154.66 94.1
3. Taco Corp W 139.66 146.86 95.1
4. Jason's Fine Team W 103.90 104.60 99.3
5. Little Buff Boys W 96.92 110.62 87.6
6. Herb Your Enthusiasm W 78.18 108.46 72.1
7. Pittmaneuvered My Ford L 134.02 148.02 90.5
8. Boats and Younghoes L 131.34 137.04 95.8
9. Diggs' My Own Grave L 112.06 116.76 96.0
10. Make America Gronk Again L 95.86 105.56 90.8
11. Swiftly Pierce her Anus L 83.18 85.48 97.3
12. Wide Right L 70.78 78.38 90.3
Slamingo Cup Awards - Week Twelve
Biggest Blowout
I’m Not Having Fun def.
Diggs' My Own Grave (34.70)
Closest Victory
Taco Corp def.
Pittmaneuvered My Ford (5.64)
Highest Scorer
I’m Not Having Fun
146.76pts
Lowest Scorer
Wide Right
70.78pts
Overacheiving Team
I’m Not Having Fun
135.4% of projection
Underacheiving Team
Swiftly Pierce her Anus
75.4% of projection
Best Coach
Jason's Fine Team
99.3% of optimal
Worst Coach
Herb Your Enthusiasm
72.1% of optimal
Best Starting QB
Josh Allen (40.66)
Taco Corp
Best Starting RB
Kyren Williams (35.40)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Best Starting WR
Mike Evans (22.00)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Best Starting TE
Sam LaPorta (15.20)
Wide Right
Worst Starting QB
Tua Tagovailoa (9.82)
Little Buff Boys
Worst Starting RB
Kareem Hunt (2.20)
Wide Right
Worst Starting WR
Adam Thielen (0.70)
Wide Right
Worst Starting TE
Jonnu Smith (0.0)
Jason's Fine Team
Best Benched QB
Matthew Stafford (24.36)
Herb Your Enthusiasm
Best Benched RB
Rhamondre Stevenson (19.20)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Best Benched WR
Zay Flowers (20.70)
I’m Not Having Fun
Best Benched TE
Tyler Higbee (17.40)
Little Buff Boys