Slamingo Cup Recap - Week Ten

Week Ten Recap

Swiftly Pierce her Anus (143.82) beat Taco Corp (101.68)

Pittmaneuvered My Ford (138.32) beat Little Buff Boys (94.06)

Boats and Younghoes (117.66) beat Diggs' My Own Grave (107.08)

Make America Gronk Again (112.22) beat Wide Right (111.42)

Bed Bath & Bijan (138.14) beat I’m Not Having Fun (66.8)

Herb Your Enthusiasm (102.42) beat Jason's Fine Team (80.36)

Week Eleven Preview

Boats and Younghoes (6-4-0) vs. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (8-2-0)

Herb Your Enthusiasm (9-1-0) vs. Diggs' My Own Grave (4-6-0)

Little Buff Boys (6-4-0) vs. Jason's Fine Team (5-5-0)

Bed Bath & Bijan (4-6-0) vs. Taco Corp (5-5-0)

Swiftly Pierce her Anus (3-7-0) vs. Make America Gronk Again (4-6-0)

I’m Not Having Fun (2-8-0) vs. Wide Right (4-6-0)

Standings

Record PF Luck %
1. Herb Your Enthusiasm (9-1-0) 1023.94 36.4
2. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (8-2-0) 1148.50 14.5
3. Boats and Younghoes (6-4-0) 1076.46 2.7
4. Little Buff Boys (6-4-0) 933.48 19.1
5. Taco Corp (5-5-0) 1217.88 -20.0
6. Jason's Fine Team (5-5-0) 1074.44 -5.5
7. Bed Bath & Bijan (4-6-0) 1041.42 -9.1
8. Make America Gronk Again (4-6-0) 1039.58 -2.7
9. Diggs' My Own Grave (4-6-0) 1022.32 -4.5
10. Wide Right (4-6-0) 944.12 1.8
11. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (3-7-0) 1029.08 -23.6
12. I’m Not Having Fun (2-8-0) 876.92 -9.1

Power Rankings

All Play Optimal Coach %
1. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (72-38) 1280.90 89.7
2. Taco Corp (77-33) 1303.88 93.4
3. Boats and Younghoes (+2) (63-47) 1220.90 88.2
4. Herb Your Enthusiasm (-1) (59-51) 1184.92 86.4
5. Jason's Fine Team (-1) (61-49) 1148.04 93.6
6. Bed Bath & Bijan (+2) (54-56) 1197.32 87.0
7. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (59-51) 1196.88 86.0
8. Make America Gronk Again (-2) (47-63) 1155.88 89.9
9. Diggs' My Own Grave (49-61) 1129.32 90.5
10. Little Buff Boys (45-65) 1087.52 85.8
11. Wide Right (42-68) 1145.94 82.4
12. I’m Not Having Fun (32-78) 1097.36 79.9

Week Ten Results

W/L PF Optimal Coach %
1. Swiftly Pierce her Anus W 143.82 146.22 98.4
2. Pittmaneuvered My Ford W 138.32 138.32 100
3. Bed Bath & Bijan W 138.14 163.74 84.4
4. Boats and Younghoes W 117.66 124.16 94.8
5. Make America Gronk Again W 112.22 112.22 100
6. Herb Your Enthusiasm W 102.42 114.52 89.4
7. Wide Right L 111.42 117.42 94.9
8. Diggs' My Own Grave L 107.08 116.34 92.0
9. Taco Corp L 101.68 110.78 91.8
10. Little Buff Boys L 94.06 94.06 100
11. Jason's Fine Team L 80.36 87.06 92.3
12. I’m Not Having Fun L 66.80 78.20 85.4
Slamingo Cup Awards - Week Ten
Biggest Blowout
Bed Bath & Bijan def.
I’m Not Having Fun (71.34)
Closest Victory
Make America Gronk Again def.
Wide Right (0.80)
Highest Scorer
Swiftly Pierce her Anus
143.82pts
Lowest Scorer
I’m Not Having Fun
66.80pts
Overacheiving Team
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
149.0% of projection
Underacheiving Team
I’m Not Having Fun
67.7% of projection
Best Coach
Little Buff Boys
100% of optimal
Worst Coach
Bed Bath & Bijan
84.4% of optimal
Best Starting QB
Dak Prescott (38.86)
Boats and Younghoes
Best Starting RB
Jahmyr Gibbs (24.70)
Taco Corp
Best Starting WR
Keenan Allen (35.00)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Best Starting TE
T.J. Hockenson (24.90)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Worst Starting QB
Trevor Lawrence (4.10)
I’m Not Having Fun
Worst Starting RB
Zack Moss (0.20)
Swiftly Pierce her Anus
Worst Starting WR
Jahan Dotson (0.0)
Taco Corp
Worst Starting TE
Jonnu Smith (0.60)
Jason's Fine Team
Best Benched QB
Brock Purdy (23.84)
Diggs' My Own Grave
Best Benched RB
D'Onta Foreman (16.20)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Best Benched WR
Chris Olave (18.40)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Best Benched TE
Trey McBride (17.10)
Bed Bath & Bijan