Slamingo Cup Recap - Week Nine

Week Nine Recap

Bed Bath & Bijan (153.22) beat Little Buff Boys (77.12)

Jason's Fine Team (133.38) beat I’m Not Having Fun (75.54)

Boats and Younghoes (110.56) beat Swiftly Pierce her Anus (95.88)

Diggs' My Own Grave (122.82) beat Make America Gronk Again (78.2)

Taco Corp (115.62) beat Wide Right (81.0)

Pittmaneuvered My Ford (102.4) beat Herb Your Enthusiasm (67.64)

Week Ten Preview

Little Buff Boys (6-3-0) vs. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (7-2-0)

Jason's Fine Team (5-4-0) vs. Herb Your Enthusiasm (8-1-0)

Boats and Younghoes (5-4-0) vs. Diggs' My Own Grave (4-5-0)

Taco Corp (5-4-0) vs. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (2-7-0)

Wide Right (4-5-0) vs. Make America Gronk Again (3-6-0)

Bed Bath & Bijan (3-6-0) vs. I’m Not Having Fun (2-7-0)

Standings

Record PF Luck %
1. Herb Your Enthusiasm (8-1-0) 921.52 33.3
2. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (7-2-0) 1010.18 15.2
3. Little Buff Boys (6-3-0) 839.42 23.2
4. Taco Corp (5-4-0) 1116.20 -19.2
5. Jason's Fine Team (5-4-0) 994.08 -5.1
6. Boats and Younghoes (5-4-0) 958.80 0.0
7. Diggs' My Own Grave (4-5-0) 915.24 0.0
8. Wide Right (4-5-0) 832.70 8.1
9. Make America Gronk Again (3-6-0) 927.36 -7.1
10. Bed Bath & Bijan (3-6-0) 903.28 -12.1
11. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (2-7-0) 885.26 -26.3
12. I’m Not Having Fun (2-7-0) 810.12 -10.1

Power Rankings

All Play Optimal Coach %
1. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (62-37) 1142.58 88.4
2. Taco Corp (74-25) 1193.10 93.6
3. Herb Your Enthusiasm (55-44) 1070.40 86.1
4. Jason's Fine Team (+1) (60-39) 1060.98 93.7
5. Boats and Younghoes (-1) (55-44) 1096.74 87.4
6. Make America Gronk Again (40-59) 1043.66 88.9
7. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (+1) (48-51) 1050.66 84.3
8. Bed Bath & Bijan (+4) (45-54) 1033.58 87.4
9. Diggs' My Own Grave (+1) (44-55) 1012.98 90.4
10. Little Buff Boys (-3) (43-56) 993.46 84.5
11. Wide Right (-2) (36-63) 1028.52 81.0
12. I’m Not Having Fun (-1) (32-67) 1019.16 79.5

Week Nine Results

W/L PF Optimal Coach %
1. Bed Bath & Bijan W 153.22 161.92 94.6
2. Jason's Fine Team W 133.38 148.58 89.8
3. Diggs' My Own Grave W 122.82 132.92 92.4
4. Taco Corp W 115.62 115.62 100
5. Boats and Younghoes W 110.56 120.46 91.8
6. Pittmaneuvered My Ford W 102.40 110.60 92.6
7. Swiftly Pierce her Anus L 95.88 109.08 87.9
8. Wide Right L 81.00 85.20 95.1
9. Make America Gronk Again L 78.20 88.00 88.9
10. Little Buff Boys L 77.12 104.22 74.0
11. I’m Not Having Fun L 75.54 105.34 71.7
12. Herb Your Enthusiasm L 67.64 78.34 86.3
Slamingo Cup Awards - Week Nine
Biggest Blowout
Bed Bath & Bijan def.
Little Buff Boys (76.10)
Closest Victory
Boats and Younghoes def.
Swiftly Pierce her Anus (14.68)
Highest Scorer
Bed Bath & Bijan
153.22pts
Lowest Scorer
Herb Your Enthusiasm
67.64pts
Overacheiving Team
Bed Bath & Bijan
164.3% of projection
Underacheiving Team
Herb Your Enthusiasm
75.5% of projection
Best Coach
Taco Corp
100% of optimal
Worst Coach
I’m Not Having Fun
71.7% of optimal
Best Starting QB
C.J. Stroud (41.80)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Best Starting RB
Rachaad White (25.90)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Best Starting WR
CeeDee Lamb (22.60)
Swiftly Pierce her Anus
Best Starting TE
Dalton Schultz (22.00)
Swiftly Pierce her Anus
Worst Starting QB
Justin Herbert (7.14)
Herb Your Enthusiasm
Worst Starting RB
Kenneth Walker III (2.20)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Worst Starting WR
Gabe Davis (0.0)
Diggs' My Own Grave
Worst Starting TE
Tyler Higbee (0.0)
Little Buff Boys
Best Benched QB
Will Levis (9.68)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Best Benched RB
Alexander Mattison (16.30)
Jason's Fine Team
Best Benched WR
Tank Dell (26.60)
I’m Not Having Fun
Best Benched TE
David Njoku (10.60)
Herb Your Enthusiasm