Slamingo Cup Recap - Week Eleven

Week Eleven Recap

Bed Bath & Bijan (140.94) beat Taco Corp (103.5)

Swiftly Pierce her Anus (126.86) beat Make America Gronk Again (114.24)

Pittmaneuvered My Ford (98.78) beat Boats and Younghoes (98.66)

I’m Not Having Fun (118.8) beat Wide Right (75.44)

Jason's Fine Team (118.0) beat Little Buff Boys (72.4)

Herb Your Enthusiasm (93.2) beat Diggs' My Own Grave (59.84)

Week Twelve Preview

Pittmaneuvered My Ford (9-2-0) vs. Taco Corp (5-6-0)

Herb Your Enthusiasm (10-1-0) vs. Wide Right (4-7-0)

Bed Bath & Bijan (5-6-0) vs. Boats and Younghoes (6-5-0)

Little Buff Boys (6-5-0) vs. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (4-7-0)

Jason's Fine Team (6-5-0) vs. Make America Gronk Again (4-7-0)

I’m Not Having Fun (3-8-0) vs. Diggs' My Own Grave (4-7-0)

Standings

Record PF Luck %
1. Herb Your Enthusiasm (10-1-0) 1117.14 39.7
2. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (9-2-0) 1247.28 18.2
3. Jason's Fine Team (6-5-0) 1192.44 -2.5
4. Boats and Younghoes (6-5-0) 1175.12 -0.8
5. Little Buff Boys (6-5-0) 1005.88 16.5
6. Taco Corp (5-6-0) 1321.38 -23.1
7. Bed Bath & Bijan (5-6-0) 1182.36 -8.3
8. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (4-7-0) 1155.94 -20.7
9. Make America Gronk Again (4-7-0) 1153.82 -8.3
10. Diggs' My Own Grave (4-7-0) 1082.16 -4.1
11. Wide Right (4-7-0) 1019.66 0.0
12. I’m Not Having Fun (3-8-0) 995.76 -6.6

Power Rankings

All Play Optimal Coach %
1. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (77-44) 1390.64 89.7
2. Taco Corp (83-38) 1412.38 93.6
3. Jason's Fine Team (+2) (69-52) 1273.64 93.6
4. Boats and Younghoes (-1) (67-54) 1325.86 88.6
5. Bed Bath & Bijan (+1) (65-56) 1342.58 88.1
6. Herb Your Enthusiasm (-2) (62-59) 1292.62 86.4
7. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (69-52) 1323.74 87.3
8. Make America Gronk Again (54-67) 1271.62 90.7
9. Little Buff Boys (+1) (46-75) 1160.92 86.6
10. Diggs' My Own Grave (-1) (49-72) 1216.84 88.9
11. Wide Right (44-77) 1242.20 82.1
12. I’m Not Having Fun (41-80) 1251.04 79.6

Week Eleven Results

W/L PF Optimal Coach %
1. Bed Bath & Bijan W 140.94 145.26 97.0
2. Swiftly Pierce her Anus W 126.86 126.86 100
3. I’m Not Having Fun W 118.84 153.68 77.3
4. Jason's Fine Team W 118.00 125.60 93.9
5. Pittmaneuvered My Ford W 98.78 109.74 90.0
6. Herb Your Enthusiasm W 93.20 107.70 86.5
7. Make America Gronk Again L 114.24 115.74 98.7
8. Taco Corp L 103.50 108.50 95.4
9. Boats and Younghoes L 98.66 104.96 94.0
10. Wide Right L 75.54 96.26 78.5
11. Little Buff Boys L 72.40 73.40 98.6
12. Diggs' My Own Grave L 59.84 87.52 68.4
Slamingo Cup Awards - Week Eleven
Biggest Blowout
Jason's Fine Team def.
Little Buff Boys (45.60)
Closest Victory
Pittmaneuvered My Ford def.
Boats and Younghoes (0.12)
Highest Scorer
Bed Bath & Bijan
140.94pts
Lowest Scorer
Diggs' My Own Grave
59.84pts
Overacheiving Team
Bed Bath & Bijan
137.2% of projection
Underacheiving Team
Diggs' My Own Grave
67.4% of projection
Best Coach
Swiftly Pierce her Anus
100% of optimal
Worst Coach
Diggs' My Own Grave
68.4% of optimal
Best Starting QB
Justin Herbert (25.70)
Herb Your Enthusiasm
Best Starting RB
Saquon Barkley (28.00)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Best Starting WR
Tyreek Hill (25.60)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Best Starting TE
George Kittle (18.90)
Make America Gronk Again
Worst Starting QB
Joe Burrow (8.74)
Diggs' My Own Grave
Worst Starting RB
Antonio Gibson (0.0)
Diggs' My Own Grave
Worst Starting WR
Garrett Wilson (-0.10)
Wide Right
Worst Starting TE
Mark Andrews (3.30)
Wide Right
Best Benched QB
Trevor Lawrence (32.18)
I’m Not Having Fun
Best Benched RB
Ty Chandler (13.00)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Best Benched WR
Calvin Ridley (27.60)
I’m Not Having Fun
Best Benched TE
David Njoku (9.10)
Herb Your Enthusiasm