Slamingo Cup Recap - Week Seven

Week Seven Recap

Boats and Younghoes (148.56) beat Taco Corp (129.6)

Jason's Fine Team (117.36) beat Swiftly Pierce her Anus (108.58)

Pittmaneuvered My Ford (132.26) beat Bed Bath & Bijan (82.56)

Wide Right (105.96) beat Diggs' My Own Grave (62.58)

Herb Your Enthusiasm (77.76) beat Ridley me this (68.36)

Little Buff Boys (75.04) beat Make America Gronk Again (63.9)

Week Eight Preview

Bed Bath & Bijan (2-5-0) vs. Herb Your Enthusiasm (7-0-0)

Little Buff Boys (5-2-0) vs. Diggs' My Own Grave (3-4-0)

Pittmaneuvered My Ford (6-1-0) vs. Make America Gronk Again (2-5-0)

Boats and Younghoes (3-4-0) vs. Wide Right (4-3-0)

Jason's Fine Team (4-3-0) vs. Taco Corp (3-4-0)

Ridley me this (2-5-0) vs. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (1-6-0)

Standings

Record PF Luck %
1. Herb Your Enthusiasm (7-0-0) 725.86 40.3
2. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (6-1-0) 813.08 15.6
3. Little Buff Boys (5-2-0) 636.74 27.3
4. Jason's Fine Team (4-3-0) 710.84 5.2
5. Wide Right (4-3-0) 662.92 16.9
6. Taco Corp (3-4-0) 841.02 -28.6
7. Boats and Younghoes (3-4-0) 736.78 -11.7
8. Diggs' My Own Grave (3-4-0) 693.12 2.6
9. Make America Gronk Again (2-5-0) 741.80 -13.0
10. Bed Bath & Bijan (2-5-0) 654.60 -11.7
11. I’m Not Having Fun (2-5-0) 647.20 -11.7
12. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (1-6-0) 661.70 -31.2

Power Rankings

All Play Optimal Coach %
1. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (54-23) 933.98 87.1
2. Taco Corp (55-22) 911.82 92.2
3. Herb Your Enthusiasm (46-31) 833.94 87.0
4. Boats and Younghoes (+4) (42-35) 840.12 87.7
5. Make America Gronk Again (-1) (32-45) 840.18 88.3
6. Jason's Fine Team (40-37) 757.84 93.8
7. Wide Right (+3) (31-46) 847.54 78.2
8. Little Buff Boys (-1) (34-43) 763.68 83.4
9. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (+3) (35-42) 804.60 82.2
10. Diggs' My Own Grave (-5) (31-46) 766.74 90.4
11. I’m Not Having Fun (-2) (31-46) 811.24 79.8
12. Bed Bath & Bijan (-1) (31-46) 760.00 86.1

Week Seven Results

W/L PF Optimal Coach %
1. Boats and Younghoes W 148.56 148.56 100
2. Pittmaneuvered My Ford W 132.26 134.56 98.3
3. Jason's Fine Team W 117.36 119.96 97.8
4. Wide Right W 105.96 110.36 96.0
5. Herb Your Enthusiasm W 77.76 81.94 94.9
6. Little Buff Boys W 75.04 76.74 97.8
7. Taco Corp L 129.60 147.80 87.7
8. Swiftly Pierce her Anus L 108.58 118.28 91.8
9. Bed Bath & Bijan L 82.56 133.36 61.9
10. I’m Not Having Fun L 68.36 87.16 78.4
11. Make America Gronk Again L 63.90 91.52 69.8
12. Diggs' My Own Grave L 62.58 62.58 100
Slamingo Cup Awards - Week Seven
Biggest Blowout
Pittmaneuvered My Ford def.
Bed Bath & Bijan (49.70)
Closest Victory
Jason's Fine Team def.
Swiftly Pierce her Anus (8.78)
Highest Scorer
Boats and Younghoes
148.56pts
Lowest Scorer
Diggs' My Own Grave
62.58pts
Overacheiving Team
Boats and Younghoes
145.0% of projection
Underacheiving Team
I’m Not Having Fun
71.6% of projection
Best Coach
Boats and Younghoes
100% of optimal
Worst Coach
Bed Bath & Bijan
61.9% of optimal
Best Starting QB
Patrick Mahomes (34.86)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Best Starting RB
Alvin Kamara (23.30)
Taco Corp
Best Starting WR
Jordan Addison (27.80)
Jason's Fine Team
Best Starting TE
Travis Kelce (29.90)
Boats and Younghoes
Worst Starting QB
Deshaun Watson (-0.80)
Make America Gronk Again
Worst Starting RB
Bijan Robinson (0.30)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Worst Starting WR
Jameson Williams (0.0)
Swiftly Pierce her Anus
Worst Starting TE
Tyler Higbee (1.20)
Little Buff Boys
Best Benched QB
Kirk Cousins (22.02)
Make America Gronk Again
Best Benched RB
D'Onta Foreman (31.50)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Best Benched WR
Puka Nacua (19.40)
Taco Corp
Best Benched TE
Gerald Everett (10.10)
Make America Gronk Again