Slamingo Cup Recap - Week Eight

Week Eight Recap

Taco Corp (159.56) beat Jason's Fine Team (149.86)

Little Buff Boys (125.56) beat Diggs' My Own Grave (99.3)

Herb Your Enthusiasm (128.02) beat Bed Bath & Bijan (95.46)

Swiftly Pierce her Anus (127.68) beat I’m Not Having Fun (87.38)

Make America Gronk Again (107.36) beat Pittmaneuvered My Ford (94.7)

Boats and Younghoes (111.46) beat Wide Right (88.78)

Week Nine Preview

Pittmaneuvered My Ford (6-2-0) vs. Herb Your Enthusiasm (8-0-0)

Bed Bath & Bijan (2-6-0) vs. Little Buff Boys (6-2-0)

Taco Corp (4-4-0) vs. Wide Right (4-4-0)

Boats and Younghoes (4-4-0) vs. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (2-6-0)

I’m Not Having Fun (2-6-0) vs. Jason's Fine Team (4-4-0)

Diggs' My Own Grave (3-5-0) vs. Make America Gronk Again (3-5-0)

Standings

Record PF Luck %
1. Herb Your Enthusiasm (8-0-0) 853.88 37.5
2. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (6-2-0) 907.78 11.4
3. Little Buff Boys (6-2-0) 762.30 28.4
4. Taco Corp (4-4-0) 1000.58 -25.0
5. Jason's Fine Team (4-4-0) 860.70 -6.8
6. Boats and Younghoes (4-4-0) 848.24 -4.5
7. Wide Right (4-4-0) 751.70 13.6
8. Make America Gronk Again (3-5-0) 849.16 -4.5
9. Diggs' My Own Grave (3-5-0) 792.42 -2.3
10. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (2-6-0) 789.38 -23.9
11. Bed Bath & Bijan (2-6-0) 750.06 -13.6
12. I’m Not Having Fun (2-6-0) 734.58 -10.2

Power Rankings

All Play Optimal Coach %
1. Pittmaneuvered My Ford (56-32) 1031.98 88.0
2. Taco Corp (66-22) 1077.48 92.9
3. Herb Your Enthusiasm (55-33) 992.06 86.1
4. Boats and Younghoes (48-40) 976.28 86.9
5. Jason's Fine Team (+1) (50-38) 912.40 94.3
6. Make America Gronk Again (-1) (37-51) 955.66 88.9
7. Little Buff Boys (+1) (41-47) 889.24 85.7
8. Swiftly Pierce her Anus (+1) (43-45) 941.58 83.8
9. Wide Right (-2) (32-56) 943.32 79.7
10. Diggs' My Own Grave (35-53) 880.06 90.0
11. I’m Not Having Fun (31-57) 913.82 80.4
12. Bed Bath & Bijan (34-54) 871.66 86.0

Week Eight Results

W/L PF Optimal Coach %
1. Taco Corp W 159.56 165.66 96.3
2. Herb Your Enthusiasm W 128.02 158.12 81.0
3. Swiftly Pierce her Anus W 127.68 136.98 93.2
4. Little Buff Boys W 125.56 125.56 100
5. Boats and Younghoes W 111.46 136.16 81.9
6. Make America Gronk Again W 107.36 115.48 93.0
7. Jason's Fine Team L 149.86 154.56 97.0
8. Diggs' My Own Grave L 99.30 113.32 87.6
9. Bed Bath & Bijan L 95.46 111.66 85.5
10. Pittmaneuvered My Ford L 94.70 98.00 96.6
11. Wide Right L 88.78 95.78 92.7
12. I’m Not Having Fun L 87.38 102.58 85.2
Slamingo Cup Awards - Week Eight
Biggest Blowout
Swiftly Pierce her Anus def.
I’m Not Having Fun (40.30)
Closest Victory
Taco Corp def.
Jason's Fine Team (9.70)
Highest Scorer
Taco Corp
159.56pts
Lowest Scorer
I’m Not Having Fun
87.38pts
Overacheiving Team
Jason's Fine Team
144.4% of projection
Underacheiving Team
I’m Not Having Fun
81.0% of projection
Best Coach
Little Buff Boys
100% of optimal
Worst Coach
Herb Your Enthusiasm
81.0% of optimal
Best Starting QB
Josh Allen (30.06)
Taco Corp
Best Starting RB
Gus Edwards (28.40)
Jason's Fine Team
Best Starting WR
CeeDee Lamb (35.00)
Swiftly Pierce her Anus
Best Starting TE
Taysom Hill (21.96)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Worst Starting QB
Patrick Mahomes (7.60)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Worst Starting RB
Miles Sanders (0.0)
Diggs' My Own Grave
Worst Starting WR
Davante Adams (1.60)
Pittmaneuvered My Ford
Worst Starting TE
Darren Waller (0.90)
Taco Corp
Best Benched QB
Dak Prescott (29.06)
Boats and Younghoes
Best Benched RB
Rachaad White (14.40)
Bed Bath & Bijan
Best Benched WR
Tyler Lockett (18.10)
Boats and Younghoes
Best Benched TE
Sam LaPorta (15.70)
Wide Right